Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, โWhen you die, Iโm getting you a headstone that reads:
โHere Lies My Wife โ Cold As Everโ โYeah?โ she replies.
โWhen you die, Iโm getting you a headstone that reads:
โHere Lies My Husband โ Stiff At Lastโ