A woman comes home and tells her husband, โRemember those headaches Iโve been having all these years?
Well, theyโre gone.โ โNo more headaches?โ the husband asks, โWhat happened?
โHis wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist.
He told me To Stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat,โฆโI do not Have a Headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.
It Worked!
The headaches are all gone.
โThe husband replies, โWell, that is wonderful.
โHis wife then says, โYou know, you havenโt been exactly a ball Of Fire in the bedroom these last few years.
Why donโt you go see the Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?
โThe husband agrees to try it Following his appointment, The husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
He Puts her on The bed and says, โDonโt move, Iโll be right back.
โHe goes into The Bathroom and comes back.
A few minutes later and jumps into bed And makes Passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, โBoy, that was wonderful!
โThe husband says, โDonโt move!
I will be right back.
โHe goes back Into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than The First time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, โDonโt move, Iโll be right back.
โWith That, He goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the Bathroom, She sees him standing at the mirror and saying, โSheโs not my Wife.
Sheโs Not my wife.
Sheโs not my wifeโฆโHis funeral services will be held on Friday.