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Joke: High Egg Prices

Top ways high egg prices are changing the world:

Only the wealthy can now afford to walk on eggshells.

Eggs are now considered too good to scramble.

“Laying an egg” is now a compliment.

People are starting to ask for a cost-of-mayo raise.

You can have a steak.

Or, for $2 more, an egg salad sandwich.

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