Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
Morris replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc… ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’’’
The doctor replied, “I didn’t say that.
I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur, be careful.”’