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Joke: He Told The Jeweller He Wanted Ring

An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side.

He told the jeweller he wanted a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweller looked through his stock and found a $5,000 ring.

The old man said, โ€œNo, Iโ€™d like to see something much more special.โ€

The jeweller went to his special stock in the safe and brought another ring back.

โ€œThis oneโ€™s $40,000.โ€

The young ladyโ€™s eyes sparkled and her wh*le body trembled with excitement.

The old man said, โ€œIโ€™ll take it!

โ€

The jeweller asked how payment would be made, and the old man said,

โ€œBy check, but I know you need to make sure my check is good, so Iโ€™ll write it now, and you can call the bank on

Monday to verify funds.

Iโ€™ll pick up the ring on Monday afternoon.โ€

Monday morning, the jeweller called the old man saying,

โ€œThereโ€™s no money in that account!

โ€

The old man said, โ€œI know I know, but let me tell you about the weekend I just had!

โ€

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