Joke: Handy Man Application

A man sees a job advert published on a building site, “Handy man wanted; apply within.” The man goes to speak to the foreman and applies.

Foreman:

“Can you drive a forklift truck?”

Man:

“No.”

Foreman:

“Can you plaster?”

Man:

“No.”

Foreman:

“Can you brick lay?”

Man:

“No.”

Foreman:

“If you don’t mind me asking, what’s handy about you?”

Man:

“I only live five minutes down the road.”