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Joke: Get Outta My Classroom

A young woman, (a new teacher) was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day.

It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard.

Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the male students.

She quickly turned and asked, โ€œWhatโ€™s so funny Pat?โ€

โ€œWell teacher, I just saw one of your garters.โ€

โ€œGet out of my classroom,โ€ she yells, โ€œI donโ€™t want to see you for three days.โ€

The teacher turns back to the chalkboard.

Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard.

Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student.

She quickly turns and asks, โ€œWhatโ€™s so funny Billy?โ€

โ€œWell teacher, I just saw both of your garters.โ€

Again she yells, โ€œGet out of my classroom!

โ€ This time the punishment is more severe, โ€œI donโ€™t want to see you for three weeks.โ€

Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again.

So she bends over to pick it up.

This time there is an all out laugh from another male student.

She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.

โ€œWhere do you think you are going?โ€ she asks.

โ€œWell teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over!

โ€

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