Read The Joke Of The Day
There was this guy on a plane trying to get a drink.
He tried to get the attention of the air stewardess, but wasn’t having much luck.
Suddenly, the parrot sitting next to him leans over and squawks, “Hey!
You!
Get me a bloomin’ whisky.”
Hurriedly, the stewardess brings the parrot back a drink, but still ignores the guy.
The parrot downs the whisky in one go and then screamed out again, “Hey!
You!
Yes you with the push-up bra and the face full of botox.
Bring me another whisky!
”
Again, the stewardess rushes over and serves the parrot.
The guy still cannot get her attention, but he’s a bit clever and realizes where he’s going wrong.
He shouts, “Hey!
You!
You with the trampish hair.
Yes you, you halfwit!
Bring me a bloomin’ whisky!
”
The stewardess rushes off to the back of the plane, but instead of coming back with a drink, she reappears with two burly men and points to the man and the parrot.
A moment later, during freefall to imminent death, the parrot turns to the guy and says,
“Hey!
You know, for someone who can’t fly, you sure are a cheeky bugger.”
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