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A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish.

A leading local politician who was a member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner.

However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited:

โ€œI got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here.

I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place.โ€

โ€œThe very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it.โ€

โ€œHe had stolen money from his parents; embezzled from his employer; had an affair with his bossโ€™s wife; had relations with his bossโ€™s 18 year old daughter on numerous occasions and gave a venereal disease to his sister-in-law.โ€

โ€œI was appalled that one person could do so many awful things.โ€

โ€œBut as the days went on, I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people.โ€

Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late.

He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk:

โ€œIโ€™ll never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived,โ€ said the politician,โ€ฆ

โ€œIn fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go to him for confession.โ€

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