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~~~ Funny Parenting Joke ~~~
A man in the grocery store notices a woman with a three-year-old girl in her cart.
As they pass the cookie section, the little girl screams for cookies.
The mother says, โNow Missy, we only have a few more aisles to goโdonโt throw a fit.
It wonโt be long.โ
In the candy aisle, the little girl whines for candy.
The mother says, โThere, there, Missy, donโt cry.
Two more aisles, and weโll be checking out.โ
When they get to the checkout stand, the little girl howls for gum.
The mother says, reassuringly, โMissy, weโll be done in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a bottle and a nice snooze.โ
In the parking lot, the man stops the woman to compliment her.
โI couldnโt help noticing how patient you were with little Missy,โ he says.
The mother sighs, โOh, noโmy little girlโs name is Francine,โโฆ.
โIโm Missy.โ
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