A man decided to join a monastery where you were only allowed to say two words every 10 years.
After 10 years in the monastery the head monk summonsโ him and says,
โYouโve been with us for 10 years.
What two words would you like to say?โ
The monk replies, โIโm hungryโโ
So the head monk organises for an extra ration to be given to him each day.
After 20 years the head monk calls him in again and asks,
โWhat two words would you like to say?โ
The monk replies with, โToo cold.โ
So the head monk organises for him to get another blanket.
After 30 years the head monk calls him in and says,
โWhat two words would you like to say?โ
The monk replies with, โWanna leave.โ
โIโm not surprised,โ the head monk says,โฆ
โYouโve done nothing but complain since you got here!
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