An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling.
โIโve never been better!
โ he boasted.
โIโve got an 18 year old bride whoโs pregnant and having my child!
What do you think about that?โ The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, โLet me tell you a story.
I knew a guy who was an avid hunter.
He never missed a season.
But one day he went out in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun.โ
The doctor continued, โSo he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him!
He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle.
And do you know what happened?โ
the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied, โNo, what?โ The doctor continued, โ
The bear dropped dead in front of him.โ
โThatโs impossible!
โ exclaimed the old man.
โSomeone else must of shot the bear.โ โThatโs kind of what Iโm getting at,โ replied the doctor.
