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Joke: Front Page News

A New York businessman buys a newspaper, glances at the front page, throws it away.

Next day, he does the same thing.

This goes on for days.

Eventually, the newspaper guy asks, “Why do you do keep doing that?”

“Oh, I’m just checking for an obituary”

“But obituaries aren’t even on the front page!

“Oh, the one I’m looking for will be.”

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