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Joke: Friday Nights

A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.

Boy:

“Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?”

Dad:

“Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights.”

Boy:

“So, why do they make packs of three?”

Dad:

“For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights.”

Boy:

“Then why do they make packs of 12?”

Dad:

“Those are for married couples — you know, January, February, March.”

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