A man in a hunter’s outfit enters a butcher’s shop.
“I would like to buy two undressed ducks, please.”
“I’m very sorry,” the butcher replies.
“But I’m afraid we’re fresh out of ducks.
I can sell you a couple of fresh chickens instead if you like.”
“Chickens!
” the hunter exclaims.
“I can’t go home and tell my wife I bagged a couple of chickens!
”