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Joke: Fresh Out of Ducks

A man in a hunter’s outfit enters a butcher’s shop.

“I would like to buy two undressed ducks, please.”

“I’m very sorry,” the butcher replies.

“But I’m afraid we’re fresh out of ducks.

I can sell you a couple of fresh chickens instead if you like.”

“Chickens!

” the hunter exclaims.

“I can’t go home and tell my wife I bagged a couple of chickens!

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