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Joke: Four older women are sitting

Four older women are sitting around playing Bridge.

The first lady says, “You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get off my chest.

I am a kleptomaniac.

But, don’t worry, I have never stolen from you and I never will; we have been friends for too long.”

The second Lady says, “Well, since we are having true confessions here, I must get something off my chest too.

I am a nymphomaniac.

But don’t worry, I have never made a play for your husbands.

They don’t interest me and never will; we have been friends for too long.”

“Well,” says the third lady, “I, too, must confess something.

I am a lesbian.

But do not worry

Well,” says the third lady, “I, too, must confess something.

I am a lesbian.

But do not worry, I will not bother you.

You are not my type.

We have been friends too long for me to ruin our friendship.”

The fourth lady stands up, says, “I have a confession to make also.

I am an uncontrollable gossip, and I have some phone calls to make!

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