Read The Joke Of The Day
Four married men go fishing on a Saturday morning.
They’re sitting, fishing and drinking beer in the boat, when suddenly the first man says:
“You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend.”
“I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.”
The second man says, “That’s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.”
The third man retorts, “Man, you both have it easy!
I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.”
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth man has not said a word.
So they asked him:
“You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.
What’s the deal?”
The fourth man said, “Well, I set my alarm for 5am,”…
“When it went off, I slapped my wife’s butt and said ‘Fishing or Hanky Panky?’ and she said, “Wear sunscreen.”
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