There is that married couple and it was almost midnight.
The husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water with an evil smile on his face.
His wife asks, โI didnโt want aspirins from you.
Whatโs these aspirins for?โ
โItโs for your headache.โ
โI donโt have a headache.โ
He replies, โGotcha!
โ