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Joke: Following Doctor's Orders

At the Doctor’s Clinic…

Patient:

Ooh!

Doctor, when will this stomach ache go?

Doctor:

Don’t worry, Just follow this prescription and you will get quick relief.

As the patient stepped out into the waiting room of the clinic, a gust of wind blew the prescription out of the first-floor window.

Patient:

Hey!

Wait!

Next Day…

Doctor:

How did you hurt yourself?

Patient:

Doctor, didn’t you tell me to follow the prescription?

Doctor:

That’s right, I did.

Patient:

The prescription flew out of the window, so I followed it.

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