A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.
As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat.
Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, “Business trip or vacation?”
She turned, smiled and said, “Business.
I’m going to the Annual Sexual Studies Convention in Chicago”.
He swallowed hard.
Here was the gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting about sexual studies!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your business role at this convention?”
“Lecturer,” she responded.
“I use my extensive personal experience to share interesting facts about sexuality.
“Really,” he gulped,”like what?”
“Well,” she explained, “For instance, Native American Indians are the most passionate.
While Jewish men are the most likely to satisfy a woman fully.
And in terms of lasting the longest, surprisingly it’s the Southern redneck.”
Saying this, she became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
“I’m sorry,” she said, “I shouldn’t really be discussing this with you.
I don’t even know your name.”
“Oh,” Said the man, holding out his hand, “Tonto Goldstein, at your service.
But my friends call me Bubba.”
