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Joke: First Class Customer

A crowded American Airlines flight was canceled.

A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk.

He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, โ€œI have to be on this flight and it has to be first class.โ€

The agent replied, โ€œIโ€™m sorry, sir.

Iโ€™ll be happy to try to help you, but Iโ€™ve got to help these folks first; and then Iโ€™m sure weโ€™ll be able to work something out.โ€

The passenger was unimpressed.

He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, โ€œDo you have any idea who I am?โ€

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone.

โ€œMay I have your attention, please?โ€, she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.

โ€œWe have a passenger here at Gate 14 who doesnโ€™t know who he is.

If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14โ€.

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the American Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, โ€œF*** You!

โ€

Without flinching, she smiled and said, โ€œIโ€™m sorry sir, youโ€™ll have to get in line for that, too.โ€

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