Figo, Ronaldo and Becham stand at the gates of heaven.
Saint Peter opens the door.
He turns to Figo and asks him:
“Tell me, son!”
How do you think you deserve eternity?
Figo replies:
“I’m an artist.”
By my example, talented young people will grow up to be great soccer players, and that’s how I saved them from crime.
Saint Peter…
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