During the mass, the priest warms up to the speech and asks the faithful a question:
“Is there anyone among you, my brothers, who has never fallen into sin?”
Silence, no one stands up.
“And is there anyone among you who has no faults?”
At this, a small man with a thin butt, who is sitting next to his stout wife, stands up.
“Are you absolutely perfect?”
“No…”
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