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Joke: Duck, Duck, Goose

Bob and George are golfing, when a bird flies overhead.

“Wow!

What a big duck!

” Bob says.

“That’s no duck, it’s a goose.” George says.

“No, it’s a duck!

” Bob says.

“I say it’s a goose!

” George says.

And so the argument went.

“Duck!

” “Goose!

” “Duck!

” “Goose!

” “Duck!

” “Goose!

Another golfer behind them, playing the hole, yells, “Fore!

” and hits the ball.

Bob sees the ball coming and yells, “Duck!

George yells back, “Goose!

BONK.

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