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Joke: Drink or Smoke

On their first date, a man asked his companion if sheโ€™d like a drink with dinner.

โ€œOh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?โ€ she said.

Later, he offered her a cigarette.

โ€œOh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?โ€ she said again.ย On the drive home, he saw a motel.

Figuring he had nothing to lose, he asked if she wanted to stop in there.ย โ€œOkay,โ€ his date replied.

โ€œWhat will you tell your Sunday school class?โ€ he asked, shocked.

โ€œThe same thing I always tell them.

โ€˜You donโ€™t have to drink or smoke to have a good time.โ€

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