While ferrying workers back and forth from our offshore oil rig, the helicopter lost power and went down.
Fortunately, it landed safely in a lake.
Struggling to get out, one man tore off his seat belt, inflated his life vest, and jerked open the exit door.
“Don’t jump!
” the pilot yelled.
“This thing is supposed to float!
”
As the man leapt from the helicopter into the lake, he yelled back, “Yeah, and it’s supposed to fly too!
”