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Joke: Do You Have A Vagina?

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door.She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there.

He asks the lady, โ€œDo you have a Vagina?โ€ She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, โ€œDo you have a Vagina?โ€

She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days.

The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, โ€œHoney, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again.โ€

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door.

The husband whisperes to the wife, โ€œHoney, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where heโ€™s going with this.โ€

She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, โ€œDo you have a Vagina?โ€โ€œYes I do.โ€ says the lady.The man replies, โ€œGood, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wifeโ€™s alone and start using yours!

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