Teacher:
“Now, class, can anyone tell me what the word ‘Can’t’ is short for?”
Lizzy:
“Can not.”
Teacher:
“Very good!
Now, can anyone tell me what ‘Won’t’ is short for?”
Lewis:
“Will not.”
Teacher:
“That’s right!
Now, can anyone tell me what ‘Don’t’ is short for?”
Harold:
“Donut.”