Dan married a woman with an identical twin.
Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce.
โTell the court why you want a divorce,โ said the judge.
โWell, your honor, every once in a while my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife looked exactly alike, every once in a while Iโd end up making love to her by mistake,โ said Dan.
โSurely there must be some difference between the two women.โ the judge said.
โYouโd better believe there is a difference, your Honor.
Thatโs why I want the divorce.โ
