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Joke: DIRTY JOHNNY –

โ€œStudents, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you politely say that you need to go to the bathroom?

Michael?โ€

Michael:

โ€œJust a minute, I have to go pee.โ€

Teacher:

โ€œThat would be rude and impolite!

What about you, Peter?

How would you say it?โ€

Peter:

โ€œIโ€™m sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.

Iโ€™ll be right back.โ€

Teacher:

โ€œBetter, but itโ€™s still not ideal to mention the bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, Little Johnny?

Can you show us good manners for once?โ€

Johnny:

โ€œI would say, โ€˜Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?

I need to step out briefly and will be right back, as I wouldnโ€™t want to miss a moment with you.โ€™โ€

The teacher smiled, relieved at Johnnyโ€™s politenessโ€”for once!

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