Joke: Dinner Choices

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.The…

Fred, a waiter who had worked in a small restaurant for 53 years, passed away one night. His wife, Lois was heartbroken without him; she spent several days contacting psychics,…

My mom had me at 17 and gave me up. At 20, I found her, but she said, ’’Forget about me! My husband is a powerful man, and he’d leave me if he knew about you.’’ A year later, her…

A man and a woman were dating.She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her undressed.One…

JOKE OF THE DAY: A 97-year-old woman sits down with her attorney to discuss her last wishes.“I have TWO REQUESTS before I die,” she begins. “First, I want to be cremated.”The…

A crew of highway maintenance workers was sent to repair some road signs that vandals had knocked down in a forested area. The first one they put back up was a symbol warning of a…