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We were all at a deer camp.
No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly.
We decided it wasnโt fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so we voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
We said, โMan, what happened to you?
He said, โBob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.โ
The next night it was a different guyโs turn.
In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
We said, โMan, what happened to you?
You look awful!
He said, โMan, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring.
I watched him all night.โ
The third night was Fredโs turn.
Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a manโs man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
โGood morning!
โ he said.
We couldnโt believe it.
We said, โMan, what happened?โ
He said, โWell, we got ready for bed.
I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night..
Bob sat up and watched me all night.โ
With age comes wisdom.
