A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The womanโs husband also comes home.She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, โDark in here.โ The man says, โYes, it is.โ
Boy โ โI have a baseball.โ Man โ โThatโs nice.โ Boy โ โWant to buy it?โ Man โ โNo, thanks.โ Boy โ โMy dadโs outside.โ Man โ โOK, how much?โ Boy โ โ$250โ
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy โ โDark in here.โ Man โ โYes, it is.โ Boy โ โI have a baseball glove.โ The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, โHow much?โ Boy โ โ$750โ Man โ โFine.โ A few days later, the father says to the boy, โGrab your glove, letโs go outside and have a game of catch.โ
The boy says, โI canโt, I sold my baseball and my glove.โ The father asks, โHow much did you sell them for?โ Boy โ โ$1,000โ
The father says, โThatโs terrible to overcharge your friends like thatโฆthat is way more than those two things cost.
Iโm going to take you to church and make you confess.โ They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, โDark in here.โ The priest says, โDonโt start that shit again.โ
