Joke: – Come on, I don’t understand women. I also bought her flowers yesterday…

Aunt teacher: Children, where are the sugar factories? Pistike: Good luck. Aunt teacher: It's fine. Lacika: Sixty. Aunt Teacher: Correct. Petike: Szolnok. Aunt Teacher:…

Last sentences: "My little boy!" I told you not to play the red button…. "If the plane freezes one more time, I'll shoot myself in the head!" "By the…

Old uncle walks with a very ugly dog. He is confronted by a bald "intellectual" with a pit bull. "My brother!" Bet my dog ​​eats his! They bet, your…

The Hungarian national team: – Goalkeeper: Péter Lékó (rarely checked).– Defenders: Lajcsi Lajzi (it's hard to walk past him), Krisztina Máté (he says "No mercy! "),…

Three black expectant mothers are talking. One says: "I would like my second child to be a boy." The little boys are so alive, life is full of fun with them. The other…

The gypsy goes to confession and sees that the priest has put his watch on the confessional. He kneels and places his left hand on the watch. "What is your fault?"…