Chuck Norris once took an entire box of sleeping pills.
He winked at one.
Joke: Gay at the doctor:
“Mr. Doctor, something is bothering my ass!”
– Well, let’s see (he starts digging) – after a minute he stood up:
After all, this is a rose!
“Squirrel, I brought it for you.”
Joke: What is the difference between COURAGE, BOLDNESS, and RUDENESS?
COURAGE:
3:00 in the morning totally drunk…
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