Chuck Norris doesn’t push himself up in a push-up.
Chuck Norris pushes the ground lower.
Joke: – Oh, doctor, how long will my husband be on a ventilator?
“Until the first blackout.”
Joke: – Why don’t fish have hair?
– Because he could never dry it.
Joke: What does the tube drinker drink?
– ???
– Trash Coke…
Joke: What is the difference between a woman and a boar?
The woman won’t mind the…
Full article: https://www.bikuci.hu/vicc-chuck-norris-nem-emeli-meg-magat-fekvotamasznal/