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Joke: Catholic Shampoo

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Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store

as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, โ€œwouldnโ€™t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?โ€

The second nun answered, โ€œindeed it would, sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand.โ€

โ€œI can handle that without a problemโ€ the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out

the cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer.

โ€œWe use beer for washing our hairโ€ the nun said, โ€œback at our nunnery, we call it catholic shampoo.โ€

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer.

He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said:

โ€œThe curlers are on the house.โ€

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