Do all fairy tales begin with “Once upon a Time”?
No, many of them begin “If I am elected, I promise …”
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked “Dad, why are you doing that?”
His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.” Johnny, looking worried, said,
“Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom!
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