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Joke: Blonde in store

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A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf.

She asks the clerk, โ€œWhat is that shiny object?

โ€œThe clerk replies, โ€œThat is a thermos.

โ€œThe blonde then asks, โ€œWhat does it do?โ€

The clerk responds, โ€œIt keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.

โ€œThe blonde says, โ€œOh!

I could use some-thing like that!

Iโ€™ll take it!

โ€œThe next day, as she walks into work with her new thermos she spots her boss and shows off her shiny new thermos, โ€œI just got this yesterday, isnโ€™t it wonderful!

Itโ€™s a thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!

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