Wife:Honey can u please help me clean de garden?
Husband – I look like a gardener?
Wife-Sorry Honey, OK then fix de bathroom door.
Husband-Do i look like a carpenter?… Then de husband walks out.
After coming from where he went, he found de garden clean and de door fixed Husband I knew my wife u can do this all by yourself, Wife Its not Me Husband Who then?
Wife-John Our neighbour, Husband How much did u paid him?
Wife No money, he just gave 2 options, bread or s*x
Husband Hope u gave him bread
Wife Do I look like baker?
No..
