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A fireman was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firemanโ€™s helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The fireman walked over to take a closer look and said, โ€œThat sure is a nice fire engine.โ€

The little girl replied, โ€œThanks.โ€ The fireman looked a little The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The fireman walked over to take a closer look and said, โ€œThat sure is a nice fire engine.โ€ The little girl replied, โ€œThanks.โ€ The fireman looked a little closer.

The girl had tied the wagon to her dogs collar and to the cats testicles.

The fireman said, โ€œLittle partner, I donโ€™t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you tie that rope around the cats collar, I think you could go faster.โ€

The little girl paused for a moment then replied, โ€œYouโ€™re probably right, but then I wouldnโ€™t have a siren.โ€

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