Joke: Atheist Tells Little Girl God Doesn’t Exist and Her Simple Logic Shuts Him Down

Everybody is entitled to their own opinion but that doesn’t mean that they have to force that opinion on others.

Sometimes, however, there are people who want to force their opinion because they like to feel superior.

In their eyes, anybody who thinks differently than they do is not only wrong, they are a little lower on the food chain.

Perhaps that was the case with this man who decided to voice his atheistic opinion to a little girl.

Her response?

I couldn’t think of anything more perfect.

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk?

Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist.

“How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.
“Okay,” she said.

“Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first.

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass.

Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.

Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know crap?”

And then she went back to reading her book.