At the university in Scotland, a Scottish guy says goodbye to his friends and classmates.
“God be with you, boys,” he says sadly, “I’m going to stop studying.”
“But why?”
his companions ask.
“My father inherited a watch and now he wants me to be a watchmaker.”
Joke: “The chicken crossed the road,” thought Stirlitz
“He just wanted to,” thought the trucker.
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