The day after I had surgery on my leg, a nurse came into my hospital room with a box in her hand.
“Are you ready for this?”
“What is it?” I asked.
“Fleet enema.
Didn’t your doctor tell you about it?”
“No.”
She rechecked the orders.
“Whoa!
” she bellowed.
“That didn’t say Fleet enema.
It said feet elevated!
”