The day after I had surgery on my leg, a nurse came into my hospital room with a box in her hand.
โAre you ready for this?โ
โWhat is it?โ I asked.
โFleet enema.
Didnโt your doctor tell you about it?โ
โNo.โ
She rechecked the orders.
โWhoa!
โ she bellowed.
โThat didnโt say Fleet enema.
It said feet elevated!
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