My neighbor, she’s single.
She’s single, shapely, beautiful, and she lives right across the street.
I watched her as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on my door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, ”I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and have fun tonight.
Are you doing anything?”
I quickly replied, “Nope, I’m free!
”
“Great” she said.
”Can you watch my dog?”
