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Joke: An old man and docter

All of his tests came back with normal results.Dr Darns said, โ€œGeorge, everything looks great physically.

How are you doing mentally and emotionally?

Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?โ€

George replied, โ€œGod and me are tight.

He knows I have poor eyesight, so heโ€™s fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom the light goes on when , and thenย  the light goes off when Iโ€™m done.โ€

โ€œWow,โ€ commented Dr Darnes, โ€œthatโ€™s incredible!

โ€ A little later in the day Dr Darnes called Georgeโ€™s wife.

โ€œThelma,โ€ he said, โ€œGeorge is just fine.

Physically heโ€™s great.

But I had to call because Iโ€™m in awe of his relationship with God.

Is it true that he gets up during the night andย  the light goes on in the bathroom, and then the light goes off?โ€

Thelma exclaimed, โ€œThat old!

Heโ€™s been in the refrigerator again!

โ€

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