An Englishman and a Scotsman are having dinner.
At the end of dinner, the Englishman puts a pound on the table and says:
“Split it!”
The Scot puts a penny on the table and says:
“Multiply it!”
Joke: Little Zsรณfika is not a very bright student, especially weak in religion
One day they are sitting in religion class when the teacher asks him a question:
“Well, Zsรณfia, can you tell me who…”
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