An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are drinking beer together in a pub.
The English proudly says:
“I have ten sons.”
It’s almost a football team.
The Irishman gives a big wink:
“Are you up for it?”
I have fourteen sons.
It’s almost a rugby team.
What does Scotch:
“So what?”
I have seventeen daughters.
It’s almost a golf course.
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