An elephant and an ant spend a sultry night together.
The next morning the ant finds the elephant dead.
“Shit.”
One good night, now I can dig my grave for the rest of my life.
Joke: – Where is Uncle Józsi?
“Uncle Józsi’s head is broken.”
“Why did you break your head?”
“Because he got drunk in the pub.”
“And what happened to him?”
“The… ran out.”
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