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Joke: An elderly woman had just come back home after an evening at Church -…

An elderly woman had just come back home after an evening at Church when she was startled by a burglar.

She caught him red-handed, trying to make off with her valuables, and shouted, โ€œStop!

Acts 2:38!

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โ€œRepent and be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.โ€

The burglar froze in place.

Calmly, the woman called the police and told them what had happened.

When the officer arrived and started to cuff the man, he asked, โ€œWhy did you freeze like that?

All she did was shout a Bible verse at you.โ€

โ€œBible verse?โ€ the burglar replied.

โ€œI thought she said she had an ax and two .38s!

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